The Bureacratic Shoeshine Blues

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Fri., 10/1/93 Bookmark and Share

Time again to award the M.M.B.B. -- Hightower Radio's highly-uncoveted "Demerit for Muddled and Meddlesome Bureaucratic Behavior."
Today's "Double M/Double B" goes to Mr. Leslie M. Shenkler of Hackensack, New Jersey. Mr. Shenkler . . . this Bureaucratic Boo... [read more]


No Tax Funding For Elitist Schools

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Thu., 9/30/93 Bookmark and Share

Then there's the true story of the mother who wrote a note to her daughter's teacher, saying: "Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot."

A little extreme, perhaps, but no more so than... [read more]


Stop Corporate Extortion Of State & Local Government

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Wed., 9/29/93 Bookmark and Share

When Al Capone was running booze in Chicago during Prohibition, he said, "When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called, "hospitality."

Sometimes, crime is a matter of... [read more]


Downsizing America

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Tue., 9/28/93 Bookmark and Share

President Calvin Coolidge once said: "When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results." Now, I know Coolidge was never considered a very bright light, but surely someone was fooling with his dimmer switch when he said... [read more]


Washington's NAFTA Circus

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Mon., 9/27/93 Bookmark and Share

I'm telling you, if Washington gets any sillier, it'll have to be licensed by Barnum & Bailey.

The spreading public opposition to Bill Clinton's North American Free Trade Agreement is driving the Washington establishment crazy. Of course, that's a pretty... [read more]


Sheep, Coyotes, Llamas And You

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Fri., 9/24/93 Bookmark and Share

In the parts of our country where they raise sheep -- everywhere from Oregon to Virginia -- they recite a little different version of the old nursery rhyme: "Mary had a little lamb/ It's fleece was white as snow/ And... [read more]