Watch - Out For The " Wise - Use Movement "

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Thu., 12/16/93 Bookmark and Share

Among the rich-and-flashy set, luxurious fur coats are quite the thing. And the flashiest of all coats is not the mink, but the white ermine.

But, you know, they might not be so proud of their ermine if it was... [read more]


Imperial Chemical Industries And National Breast Cancer Awareness Month : An Unholy Alliance

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Wed., 12/15/93 Bookmark and Share

Well, Congress just passed that great big crime bill adding 47 new offenses to the death penalty.

But guess who they left off the list? A serial killer -- about the biggest killer of our mothers, sisters, daughters and other... [read more]


The Media's " Liberal Bias " : Ha !

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Tue., 12/14/93 Bookmark and Share

Don't you love "oxymorons?"

No, not "stupid oxes." I mean oxymorons -- the pairing of words that on the face of them are self-contradictory. Like, "cruel kindness," or "giant shrimp." Then there are such occupational impossibilities as "congressional... [read more]


Price Waterhouse Hires The Three Stooges To Audit A Savings And Loan

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Mon., 12/13/93 Bookmark and Share

Anyone who's seen the old Three Stooges movies knows that if you've got a mess to clean up, you definitely do not want to hire Larry, Curly and Mo to do the job.

They always ended-up knocking their ladder into the... [read more]


Disney - History

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Fri., 12/10/93 Bookmark and Share

There's a town motto that I especially like. It's for a little West Texas burg call Knot -- K-N-O-T. Its slogan is: "The only town in Texas That's Knot Texas."

Well, things are kind of slow out there. ... [read more]


Congress' Campaign Finance Reform : A Pig In A Poke

Cowboy hat By Jim Hightower - Thu., 12/9/93 Bookmark and Share

At last! An issue nearly all members of Congress feel passionately about and are willing to stand and fight for: [Heroic western music from an old MGM movie] campaign contributions . . . and how to keep them coming.

What?... [read more]