What the hell do you give 'em for the holidays?
Well, give 'em hell.
Or at least give some agitation at a helluva bargain price.
(Holidays are VERY SOON.)
Let's take another trip into [Far-out space music] . . . The Far, Far, FAR-OUT World of Free Enterprise."
Today, spaceship Hightower takes you into the dangerous territory of advertising claims... [read more]
Here it comes again [Beanie-cap Breakdown] . . . Hightower Radio's "Gooberhead Award," presented to those in the news who have tongues heavier than their brains.
Today's "Goober" is a repeat... [read more]
I worked as a kid, and maybe you did too. At 10 or 12 years of age, many of us had paper routes, mowed yards and took on other part-time jobs.
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On his recent post-election victory trip to Asia, President Bill Clinton made a special stopover in Thailand.
Why Thailand as opposed to Indonesia or Malaysia or, as Bob Dole would have... [read more]
Remember all the Gloom & Doom predicted by those lawmakers and lobbyists who fought the raise in minimum wage this past summer?
"Somebody's going to get hurt. Somebody loses a... [read more]
There's an old story about two farmers arguing over possession of a cow -- one was pulling the cow by the horns, the other pulling it by the tail, both claiming it to be theirs.... [read more]
Altogether now, let's sing the Mickey Mouse theme: "M-I-C . . . K-E-Y . . . B-U-R-M-A . . . Mickey Burma, Mickey Burma. . ."
Yes, Mickey Mouse... [read more]
Here is some stunning news! R.J. Reynolds has just declared: "Smoking kills. Don't buy cigarettes." Also, Philip Morris now says nicotine is bad for you and you ought not to smoke,... [read more]
Like some Jack Nicholson movie character with nothing but mayhem on his mind, "Chainsaw Al" Dunlap is on the loose again, ripping up companies and whacking people's jobs for... [read more]
In Hollywood, there's something known as "The Pitch."
This is when a writer or director pitches a movie idea to a studio executive, trying to get financing for the film.
... [read more]